NOW MagazineSimon Rakoff: Comedy Q&A by Glenn Sumi
Cheapest meal under $5?
Pizza delivered late.
You’re the love child of two celebs — who are they?
Lenny Bruce and Julie Andrews.
Are you going to pay $145 to see Robin Williams?
I wouldn’t take $145 to see Robin Williams.
Patch Adams or Jumanji?
Jumanji, because his life is in danger throughout.
What does Cirque du Soleil mean in English?
“If you could bend like this, you wouldn’t need a girlfriend.”
What does it mean in Yiddish?
“Oy, my back!”
If there were a Simon Rakoff action figure, what would it do?
Mock GI Joe until he cried.